You know, no one actually cares if you say Merry Christmas. They really, really don’t. Most take it as “be well during this season to which I have assigned particular significance, i.e. maxing out all of my credit cards, oh and celebrating the birth of my lord and savior.” Happy Holidays! —which means happy holy days, if that makes the salutation less offensive. Now grab yourself a Starbucks and go love the hell out of your brothers and sisters! Ho ho ho, babies!
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